Saturday, May 9, 2009

McDonald's Drive-thru Rap Frenzy


I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES.

Crispy! ^_^

Then someone even created a healthy version.


Well I been meaning to control my caloric intake
so I'm startin off with a fruit and yogurt parfait.
I got my friend here in the the passenger seat..
I wanna lettuce sandwich and make my bun wheat.
Is that all you want? Nah, I'll take a snack wrap.
But fill it with tofu. Do ya'll have that?

Gimme a grilled chicken sandwich; I been meaning to try it.
And Biggie size my soda but you better make it diet.

And hold up 'cause this rhyme and through yet.
Give us some balsamic vin-egret.
I got cash--I got debit.
Can we do these orders separate?
You still owe me five bucks.
You're never gonna get it.

What kind of sandwich you want? And he just drove away ...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFMAO!!

p/s: It's Mc feast this weekends! Cos I'm lovin it! Have a nice day! Ciao~~!!

2 mackerels:

tarkeeyo said...

Man !!! seeing that goddamn double cheeseburger made me hungrier !!!!! goddamn you !!! xD

kitten said...

RE:tarkeeyo
notice the juicy parts of the melting cheese in between patties
Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! **wicked laugh**

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